I LOL'd.Completely put together with the casters it stands a little over 5ft tall. The only assembly that is needed is to put on the casters (wheels) and to screw in the handle. 20 minutes worth of assembly tops.
Valentines day is coming up. Some Suzy might buy that $725 box.
For the cost of listing it, I think it's worth a shot at getting some bimbo to bite on it.
You think it is okay for someone to get ripped off?